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"Is it not absurd, that the laws, which punish murder, should, in order to prevent murder, publicly commit murder themselves?"
~Cesare Beccaria
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"Dude, last night I was going to-"
"My Mom's house!"
"...The beach. And then this guy-"
"GOT NAKED!"
"Dude, why are you being so-"
"AWESOME!?"
"Annoying."
"You're just mad cuz you saw some guy naked!"
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"Is it not absurd, that the laws, which punish murder, should, in order to prevent murder, publicly commit murder themselves?"
~Cesare Beccaria
that guy is hilarious!
anywhoo....great stuff! ^___^ you have done a lot of drawings since i last talked to you!
wow! you never have time to draw O.O
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Me- "Do you think that a feminist cow would agree to get milked?"
Tom- "What!?"
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Tom- "I picked up the Wiimote to call you..."
Me-"*sigh*...thats going on Deviantart..."
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"Dude, last night I was going to-"
"My Mom's house!"
"...The beach. And then this guy-"
"GOT NAKED!"
"Dude, why are you being so-"
"AWESOME!?"
"Annoying."
"You're just mad cuz you saw some guy naked!"
there was this dude dressed at him at anime boston and he grabbed me, pulled out his wallet and was like "OMG OMG THIS IS MY DAUGHTER SHE IS SOOO CUUUTE!!" O_O
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Me- "Do you think that a feminist cow would agree to get milked?"
Tom- "What!?"
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Tom- "I picked up the Wiimote to call you..."
Me-"*sigh*...thats going on Deviantart..."
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"Dude, last night I was going to-"
"My Mom's house!"
"...The beach. And then this guy-"
"GOT NAKED!"
"Dude, why are you being so-"
"AWESOME!?"
"Annoying."
"You're just mad cuz you saw some guy naked!"
and you are going to make an awesome mustang!
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Me- "Do you think that a feminist cow would agree to get milked?"
Tom- "What!?"
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Tom- "I picked up the Wiimote to call you..."
Me-"*sigh*...thats going on Deviantart..."
and thanks ^____^
I really hope I do. I gotta get the cosplay!!!
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"Dude, last night I was going to-"
"My Mom's house!"
"...The beach. And then this guy-"
"GOT NAKED!"
"Dude, why are you being so-"
"AWESOME!?"
"Annoying."
"You're just mad cuz you saw some guy naked!"
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