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"Love is of no value without power and position"
"I heard say the executioner was very good, and I have a little neck."
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"Dude, last night I was going to-"
"My Mom's house!"
"...The beach. And then this guy-"
"GOT NAKED!"
"Dude, why are you being so-"
"AWESOME!?"
"Annoying."
"You're just mad cuz you saw some guy naked!"
^____^ its not corny! its adorable!
u might not like it, but i like it
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Me- "Do you think that a feminist cow would agree to get milked?"
Tom- "What!?"
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Tom- "I picked up the Wiimote to call you..."
Me-"*sigh*...thats going on Deviantart..."
but thank youuuuu anyway
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"Dude, last night I was going to-"
"My Mom's house!"
"...The beach. And then this guy-"
"GOT NAKED!"
"Dude, why are you being so-"
"AWESOME!?"
"Annoying."
"You're just mad cuz you saw some guy naked!"
--
Me- "Do you think that a feminist cow would agree to get milked?"
Tom- "What!?"
----
Tom- "I picked up the Wiimote to call you..."
Me-"*sigh*...thats going on Deviantart..."
--
"Love is of no value without power and position"
"I heard say the executioner was very good, and I have a little neck."
--
"Dude, last night I was going to-"
"My Mom's house!"
"...The beach. And then this guy-"
"GOT NAKED!"
"Dude, why are you being so-"
"AWESOME!?"
"Annoying."
"You're just mad cuz you saw some guy naked!"
--
"Dude, last night I was going to-"
"My Mom's house!"
"...The beach. And then this guy-"
"GOT NAKED!"
"Dude, why are you being so-"
"AWESOME!?"
"Annoying."
"You're just mad cuz you saw some guy naked!"
--
"Love is of no value without power and position"
"I heard say the executioner was very good, and I have a little neck."
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